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Monkwearmouth Cup
New Marske FC 4 - 0 Coxhoe Athletic
Saturday 4 September

TWO GOALS from Sean Mackin and one each from Josh Mitchell and Michael Mackin helped New Marske through to round 2 of the Monkwearmouth Cup against Coxhoe Athletic this afternoon.

Top Comedians to Appear at Sports Club
Wednesday 28 July

THREE TOP comedians will be performing when the New Marske Sports Club hosts a stand up comedy night on Friday 19 November.

Opening the show is Ray Kane who arrived on the comedy circuit with a splash in 2006, winning one amateur competition after another. Since winning "Leicester Stands Up", Ray has established himself as an excellent and original act, who is likeable and witty with a down to earth humour. Next up is the excellent Graham Goring (best show Manchester Comedy Festival 2009), who is currently preparing for the Edinburgh comedy festival. Topping the show is Steve Harris who has headlined the biggest and best comedy clubs in the land for the last 15 years, and has made a host of TV appearences as well as being a former North West Comedian of the Year. Described as a cross between Peter Kay and Frankie Boyle, his material ranges from every day life to the surreal.

Tickets for this "one night only" event cost £10 and can be purchased by contacting Paul Harrison on 07733 228 768 or email p_haro@hotmail.co.uk.

Chairman Finishes Top in our World Cup Competition
Wednesday 14 July

CLUB CHAIRMAN Paul Green finished top of the pile in our world cup predict the score competition and picks up a £20 voucher for use at Sports Soccer. Matthew Watts came a close second and senior footballer, David Say finished third.

NEW MARSKE Junior Football Club is registered with Tesco for Schools and Clubs scheme. Please help us by collecting vouchers from any Tesco store between now and 9th May. The more vouchers we collect the more sports equipment we can claim, so why not ask family, friends and neighbours for their vouchers, too. Please pass your vouchers to your coach. Thank you!

Poem

They stand on a field with their hearts beating fast
The whistle has blown, the die has been cast.
A goal at this moment would send the team home.
Mum and Dad cannot help, he stands all alone
The ball near his feet, he kicks and it misses.
There’s a moan from the crowd, some boo’s and some hisses
A thoughtless voice cries "Take off the bum"
tears fill his eyes, it’s no longer fun
If your tempted to shout or groan, Remember
it’s a child who stands all alone
So open your heart, give them a break.
It’s moments like this, a player you make.
Keep this in mind and please don’t forget
They’re only Children, not Adult’s yet

19/11/2010 - Stand Up Comedy Night, New Marske Sports Club